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This butt slaps, *and* it sucks - but in a good way. Here's some buzz about it (all puns intended): I've made a few (okay, a lot) of drunk purchases in my life, and the two dozen word title for this toy really grabbed the attention of my one brain cell. The "Busty Butt Sex Doll Male Sex Toys, Stronger Vortex 5 Sucking & 8 Vibrating Modes with Deeper Vagina Automatic Male Masturbator 9.8LB Adult Sex Toy for Men Electric 3D Lifelike Mens Sex Dolls Stroker" from BIG SHOCKED (here on referred to as "Busty Butt") turned out to be a surprisingly pleasurable purchase. The usual advice is "Don't buy sex toys off Amazon, you'll get some cheaply made Chinese crap that's probably full of toxic chemicals". Reasonable advice for the most part, but life's all about taking risks - and thinking with your little head is always risky. Well no one in the Amazon comments reported their dick falling off, and the high quality marketing materials and range of products led me to believe this manufacturer actually cares a little. Plus, it's on Prime - and when you're drunk and horny and this thing'll show up before you wake up hungover in the afternoon, you're going to hit the "But it Now" button. For the price of a Fleshlight, this toy weighs in at a solid 10lbs and includes all the bells and whistles and vacuums and vibrators. I'd say go for it.

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The Big Homie (me) likes this sex toy from Fleshlight. It’s made to look like the adult film star Emily Willis. It's a good tool for pleasure. The complex inner texture blew my mind away!

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The Legscape sex doll legs from iSEXSE are a big stride in pleasure (pun intended). This is my first experience with a sex doll of this size. My only other experience being with iSEXSE's much smaller Erin doll, which was a small torso. The Legscape doll offered so much pleasure and variety. Putting it in different poses was pretty easy. I was able to quickly adjust how I used this doll on the fly because of how easy it is to position. I'm not too into legs, but this toy still gave me an amazing time. If you're into legs or feet, then you'll probably adore this toy like no other. iSEXSE built a high-quality toy that'll last a while and give you tons of orgasms.

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The FapCap is supposed to be that little upgrade to your Fleshlight experience, bro. It boosts the suction and feel of your toy, making things way more intense. It’s this small, not too bulky, hockey puck-looking thing that screws onto the end of your Fleshlight, and it lets you get into and interact with the supported video content.

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This toy looks amazing, but it's a little lackluster. If you're looking for a dildo to use with your hands, then this might be the one for you. I will say that it's a little flimsy, but you could make it work if you're determined enough. The size is amazing and so is the visual design, but the lack of sturdiness and the silicone feeling kinda disappointed me.

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Bro, this thing is straight-up soft, squishy, and sexy! It’s an absolute blast to mess around with. If you’re on the hunt for something smaller, more compact, and easy to handle, look no further, man. This toy’s got you covered!

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Oh. My. God. 😮‍💨 This thing is powerful. You're working with a big wand, so you're going to get big power. Not to say that this toy is perfect, but it's definitely one of my favorites. If you get this toy, you're definitely going to have a fun time. The toy excels at just hammering away at you. It's a great bit of fun that I don't get tired of. I would say that its only weaknesses are in its design, but the pros far outweigh the cons. This is definitely one of the best wands (and sex toys) that I currently own.

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It’s got a solid, unique idea, and it’s pretty affordable too, but the material and texture kinda bring it down a notch for me. The texture feels awesome at first, but it doesn’t dry easy, which is kinda annoying. The material is dope at first, but after like 15-20 uses, it starts to lose its edge. The spring feature? Actually works pretty well, adding a little spin on the downstroke—hell yeah! But honestly, it works best when you go slow.

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You know that rare moment when a toy actually lives up to the hype? This is one of those times. From the moment we turned it on, the Lush 3 made it clear: it’s not here to play… unless you want it to. 😏 This thing is packed with power, and the shape is practically built to find and love your G-spot. Whether you’re vibing solo under the sheets, sneaking in a teasing moment out in the world, or handing over control to your partner for some long-distance mischief — it just performs. Consistently. Reliably. Intensely. And let’s not even get started on the app. Or actually, let’s. Because damn — that app experience is miles ahead of anything else we’ve tried. Between customizable patterns, synced music, live interactions, and even AI-powered fun, it takes Lush 3 from "just another vibe" to "oh, this is a whole experience." Yes, it’s an investment — and no, it’s not the smallest or most subtle toy ever made. But if you want deep, satisfying vibrations and tech that actually works? You’re going to love this little beast.

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Yo, so the Mainsqueeze Katrina Jade toy is like this epic pleasure device, modeled after the legend herself, Katrina Jade. It’s got all these wild, intricate details, which is sick, but there’s this one thing I gotta call out. The squeeze-play panel? It sounds dope, right? Like, a cool idea and all… but honestly, it kinda doesn’t live up to the hype when you’re actually using it. Bit of a letdown, bro.

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The Vina Sky: Exotica sex toy from Fleshlight is a great staple to the Fleshlight collection. Beautifully designed, easy to use, and amazing to feel - this toy's got it all. There's no doubt about why this one is a fan-favorite. The internal tunnel takes you through so many twists and turns. That's what this toy is all about. You could definitely try rotating the toy around your shaft during use to get the most out of it. If you're a fan of Vina Sky, or you're really into pronounced ridges that'll twist around your shaft, then this is the toy for you.

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I looooooove bewbs! I mean who doesn’t, anybody can appreciate a nice heavy rack. These Honkers feel and look incredible, and are guaranteed to fulfill your naughtiest desires and send you into Oppai Overdrive!

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Mia Malkova’s Double Delight in a Tiny Tube Karl here, and I’ll be real — this one’s not my type. I grabbed the Quickshot Mia Malkova hoping for some easy fun and a boost to my Handy collection, and while it had its moments, it mostly left me feeling… well, loud, distracted, and underwhelmed. It looks hot - transparent, double entry, and based on a top-tier pornstar - but let’s just say not all that glows is gold. Still, if you’re curious about dual-entry Quickshots or want to test how much loud squelching you can mentally block out, you might be in for an interesting ride. 😅 Read on if you’re into tiny textures, big sounds, and trying new angles — literally. 😉

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The first in Kiiroo's pocket-sized male stroker collection, the Feel Pocket Stroker has lots going for it. Firstly, it’s compact, so it’s convenient for pulling out anytime you want to put in. Self-contained and pocket-sized you can also store this toy easily. Lastly, the price won’t dent your wallet. And, oh yeah, this pocket tool feels great! As with most stroker sleeves, this one is made of body-safe materials, the fit is snug (maybe a little too snug if you have a big dick) and the ridges inside the fuck tunnel are optimally stimulating. And the screw-on/off cap at the thing's bottom end gives you lots of possibility to manipulate suction. And the sleeve here is easy to take out and clean. Small male masturbators really do serve one's needs perfectly. Let’s face it, most guys can get up a good head-of-steam whacking away into pretty much anything that's tight, comfy, and warm. But with this toy you know you are set and secure, can regulate the feel inside, and really get your cock a 'rockin' as hard as you want pumping away into the Pocket Stroker's sturdy case. Kiiroo also mentions that you can pair this masturbator with their “PowerBlow” interactive suction device, so you also have the ability to upgrade your jerking off with even more mind-blowing stimulation. But for a good basic stroke that is sure to get you off every time, that doesn't bust your wallet in price, the Feel Pocket Stroker delivers.

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Flower suckers have been all the rage since some time in 2024, and now I know why. If I had to choose one again, I would go with the Maia Tulip Pro all over again. The suction on this sucker is frighteningly powerful. It's better than any sucking toy I've played with yet. It's an impressive toy worth every penny of its cost, but we'll get into that more lately. If you've been on the hunt for clitoral suction toys that don't beat around the bush and really suck in a good way, this is the toy for you. I was shocked at how good it works, and even though it's very powerful, it was also perfectly pleasurable.

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Big Toy, Big Promises, Big Letdowns? When we first got our hands on the Satisfyer Wand-er Woman, we were curious. A powerful, extra-large wand massager that promises deep, rumbly vibrations, full-body relaxation, and earth-shattering orgasms? Sounds like a dream. Plus, it’s waterproof, has 50 vibration combinations, and comes with a 10-year warranty - what could go wrong? Well… quite a bit. At first glance, it looks sleek, luxurious, and ready to bring some serious intensity. But after multiple rounds of testing (and even a few replacements), we quickly realized that this wand comes with some serious drawbacks. Whether it's the awkward size, unreliable motor, or frustrating battery life, this toy had us feeling more annoyed than satisfied. But hey, let’s dive into the details. 😉

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